Transmogrify (parody of Apologize)

Transmogrify
Parody of Apologize by OneRepublic
Written and composed by AlphadiosThe2nd

I'm holding on the road
Got me six feet underground
And the punctuation marks that I'm using
Proves I'm sound

You tell her that he cheated
Then you say he copied yours, again
You talk about the finish
Didn't think he'll Transmogrify, and you say

That it's too late to Transmogrify, it's too late
I said it's too late to Transmogrify, it's too late

I'll take out Gigabalzas
And add in Locomotivers
I called you PHP
But you just had a laugh at me, yeah

I had a real good RUB, and now it got owned, you see
And you know you played some KC
Advancing up the ladder, but
I'm still not ready

Cos' it's too late to Transmogrify, it's too late
I said it's too late to Transmogrify, it's too late

It's too late to Transmogrify, it's too late
I said it's too late to Transmogrify, it's too late

I said it's too late to Transmogrify
It's too late to Transmogrify

I'm holding on the road
Got me twelve feet under
Now